Another hot tip has scalded our Unfiction tongues because we tried to drink it too fast without blowing on it first. We’re always doing that.
According to our deliciously inside info, the Case of the Coveted Bottle features “jailbird Sarah Jessica Parker as a central character” and “portrays the celebrity’s new perfume as something powerful and also pivotal in an intricate plot to turn the Perfume World on its head,” whatever that means. Anyway, I guess you’re supposed to sign up to help the crazed blonde’s publicist clear Sarah’s name and then there was something about prizes too.
We’re told registration begins today but we couldn’t find a form anywhere so if anyone out there is still sober at 8:17 a.m., maybe you could help us with that before you go off all willy-nilly trying to save some fictional character. Besides, the game ends on October 15th, so you have plenty of time there. Don’t be so selfish.
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