Never knew the timing

Sometimes we get things in the mail. Things that defy explanation, amazing things, things that are magical and astound one with their ability to penetrate the very fabric of the universe in order to effect some cosmic change in the galactic order. The other day was certainly no exception, as we received an interesting package which, in its unassuming and bland manner, is pretty freaking hard to describe. I mean in an interesting way.

Anyway, there wasn’t much to it except a padded mailer with a New York postmark and a return address listed only as “SOU NY” (I think), containing a DVD and a ripped photograph of some chick who is kind of hot, which has never been done in an ARG before so you know this shit is for reals! So yeah, I’m not exactly sure what the video has to do with the photo either. Or why it’s ripped (images after the jump).

I’m hoping the twist here will be that the hot brunette just needs a place to crash for the weekend or something. You know, until she gets back on her feet. Can I borrow twenty dollars? I just want to run out for a bit. Jesus, why the third degree all of a sudden?!

No, I don’t know what that means. But I do know that ARGNet got a similar one of these suckers as well! That just proves it’s a conspiracy!