Update: Tom Tooman lives in Jericho

Back in August, we received and posted about a strange and mysterious package full of mystery. And strangeness. Three months later, strangely enough, the mystery still largely unsolved and its ostensible sleuths as a result largely slothly, ARGNet came through with exclusive details about the link between this glacially-paced backstory and the previously-canceled-but-newly-resurrected CBS network series, “Jericho.” Huzzah! Progress!

ARGNet’s news came shortly after many Jericho fans began receiving emails directing them to the ongoing investigation at Unfiction. Interestingly, some Tom Tooman players had speculated some time ago about the possible connection to Jericho but were unceremoniously shot down. Well, who’s laughing now, bitches?!*

*Probably not the puppetmasters; we’d imagine they were literally tearing their hair out trying to get players to follow that Jericho connection. It’s a little known fact that 97.2% of puppetmasters are bald. Oh yes, those are mostly toupées. Yes, even on the women, but they prefer the term “wig” for some reason.