Running with Scissors and Coffee

Okay, so we went with the obvious pun for this, our latest tip. So sue us. Note to Internets Lawyers: Please don’t, actually.

Anyway, our news comes in the form of a couple of mysterious images, which can be found after the jump. Our sources tell us this is the beginning of a cross-media campaign based around an upcoming graphic novel…of DOOM! Seriously, though, the subject matter sounds a bit sinister and we don’t mean left-handed (probably).

A serial killer has broken out of prison and is untraceable. Missing for 5 years, he was declared dead in December of 2007 but only because he could never be found. Word in the underground says he is still alive and active.

P.S. to the Aforementioned Internets Lawyers: Run with scissors at your own risk. Serial killer is likely fictional. Not a guarantee.