We Want to Believe

And continuing our new tradition all the way from our last post, we present our nomination for “Most Terse Tip.” Straight from the aptly-named (we assume) Walrus, we are informed that he is “late for [his] date.” Who are you kidding Mr. Walrus?! You haven’t had a date since your mom set you up with that very nice manatee, who was more beautiful on the inside than the outside, it’s true, but that certainly didn’t justify your “tusk” having got inextricably lodged in her “folds” on the first date. For shame!

The Walrus also let us know that he has a blog and that we should be Watching the Skies on the 29th, hence our clever title seen above. Kindly ignore the fact that his having a blog kind of belies the claim that he’s a real walrus. No word on status of the Eggman. Koo koo kachoo!

P.S. If oysters or anthropomorphic playing cards are involved in this in any way, we’re totally down with it (although we may later develop a complex psychosis in order to deal with the issues it raises). The truth is out there!