I Have a Dream… to Start the Bidding!

Nothing like a posting a crazy rant first thing in the morning! The following appears to be connected with this discussion on Unfiction.

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE MYSTERY OF ALEX AND THE GREATEST DREAM. I see that it got to you already, distributing its stories.

It is not what it appears to be - I have no time to explain, go to www.limpotrade.net.

REVEAL THIS SITE ONLY TO PEOPLE THAT WILL KEEP IT A SECRET AS WELL. People that understand the nature of it.

Find me - and I will tell you more. I must go now - they are coming…

Oh, crap! We were supposed to keep this secret? Maybe we should begin reading past the first line before we start posting these things.

Billed on its site as an “Armchair Treasure Hunt” (more like “ARGmchair,” amirite?) and described elsewhere as a “bonus part” of the Caylix Quest, this is clearly either a blatant promotion for a book or the beginnings of a new cult. Betting on the latter, we’ve already listed all of our worldly possessions on Craigslist and eBay. Here’s hoping they sell quickly so we can get down to the serious business of showering our new internets overlords in cold, hard cash!

Update: Damn, both accounts have already been removed for abuse. It’s not our fault most of our worldly possessions consist of used underwear with small dead animals trapped and asphyxiated inside them. *snif* ;(