I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tommy Lee Jones

Posted by SpaceBass on March 19th, 2008 filed in tips

It seems there was a small miscommunication recently between Unfiction World HQ and Unfiction World HQ’s delivery service, in that we happened to receive a package about which this post might have been more timely had we known the parcel had arrived last Saturday. But all is not lost!* Just check out this press release:

* Totally not an intentional reference to some other campaign which shall remain nameless.

Anyone vaguely familiar with the Batman universe probably still won’t recognize this character, Harvey Dent, who may be running for District Attorney of Gotham City if enough fans can convince him to do so. The Gotham City reference should have been a bit of a tip-off about that ol’ Dark Knight connection, however. Not to mention the fact that the Dentmobile’s recent travels have already been reported around the ‘Net.*

* Note: We’re totally shaking our fists at the front office right now. Also at the period marks which seem to have disappeared from the Press Release’s abbreviation of “District Attorney” (hint: it’s D.A.).

Anyway, we don’t know about you but we at Despoiler are seriously looking forward to mounting a protest at this Friday’s Dentmo-ppearances in Portland, Oregon. Because that’s how we roll.

Also included in the package were some lovely materials for us to distribute, pictured below the fold. Not pictured below the fold is the T-Shirt that was also included but which wouldn’t fit in our scanner properly and frustrated us. Also pictured below the fold but not actually included in the package is an image of our own pet cause.*

* Note: Heh, pet.

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