Digging in the Money Pit

Well hey, it seems this internet archaeology thing is catching on after all, and not just in an adult fashion: witness Havet Research. And what better challenge for a bunch of information pirates than to help locate some supposed buried treasure on some possible remote island in Nova Scotia, which may or may not be a province of the fictional country “Canada?”

Anyone with access to the internet over the last ten years has been perfectly capable of blocking out any mention of the mystery of Oak Island but for those weaker willed souls, the promise of hidden riches calls out to them like a siren luring a sailor to certain doom. And that’s exactly why we’re pretty sure that all the “money pit” is hiding is the treasured collections from some old Bigfoot latrine. Hint: the final layer is stank.

P.S. We’re kind of sorry that we may have been a bit behind on this post, because it’s entirely possible this get-go has already gone. But we’re not that sorry because how the hell are we supposed to know these things anyway if nobody tells us? What, are we supposed to use the internet to find the answers we need? Oh, right.

Crap.