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May Day Mystery Mansion

Posted by SpaceBass on May 1st, 2008 filed in tips, trailheads

Lauscher Hans

Whatever happened to the real May Day Mystery anyway? Well, here’s a new one for you, courtesy of some German-sounding dude with a blog.

Really, it’s a timeless tale: boy meets killers, boy runs away, boy gets blog. Unfortunately, the latter chapter pretty much precludes any possibility of a believable ending consisting of boy ever meeting a girl. Or a boy, for that matter. Maybe a furry, though. And there’s probably already one hiding in the “mystery basement.”

Do you know the path in shadow?
That’ll be my Elysium.
I was following this way,
Long and mazy, dark by day.
Now I’ve reached this part of me.

Do you know the place in shadow?
This is my Elysium.
Here is hidden Paradise,
Here is Eden, sliced twice.
Here I always want to be.

Did you know the place of shadows?
It was my Elysium
But beyond the horizon
Sun was born, so bright and strong.
Now, again I have to flee.

We suppose you might be wondering from whence we conjured that bit about the boy meeting killers, not to mention the whole mansion/basement thing. Reading comprehension, baby. Look it up!*

*This pun brought to you by the National Reference Workers Association and Glee Club (NRWAGC).**

**The part about the furry is wholly unfabricated and sponsored solely by our love for you.

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