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Paging Emmanuel Goldstein

Posted by SpaceBass on August 5th, 2008 filed in tips, trailheads

Caribbean Club

What do you do if your brother leaves the country to travel but never comes back? Oh sure, he says he got a great job in Thailand and everything but you know that’s a filthy lie…your brother never got up before noon in his life, except for that one time with the false fire alarm when he spilled his bong on your favorite rug. But he went right back to bed and didn’t clean it up until after noon, so the point still stands (and the stench still likely lingers).

Anyway, if you’re an attractive brunette woman, you probably know exactly what you should do in order to get your brother back…post a blog! Hey, it’s a lot easier than flying all the way to Bangkok just to bang some heads together to get answers.

Meet Slayher, whose brother 2600 is missing in plain sight. Okay, maybe not exactly missing but not coming back anytime soon and leaving weird messages for his beloved sis.

Slayher informs us via video that her bro is a member of a competitive gaming team we’ve never heard of before and if you check out his profile, it seems likely that some of his fellow clanmates also have accounts on GGL. And hey, most of them seem to have taken big jobs in Thailand as well! And hey, there are subtly italicized letters in some of their profile descriptions! And hey, that’s about the level of our expertise at sleuthery, hooray! Now, what’s our reward??

Caribbean Club

Oh, well done! Spoilers after the jump.

Compiling the italicized letters from the clan profiles provides the following (reordered for clarity):

diehardest – visit Www Dot
dave1980 – caribbean club
2600 – dot asia and
4rtofw4r – view source
so_lo – please helP

Do as the man says, check out the Caribbean Club and view source, after marveling at how little of a website is actually there (no wonder the club had to capture web designers for a little forced labor). The trail continues with a message from 2600 and pointers to some files on dump sites. Somebody should check those out, not to mention that whole freaky voicemail we ignored. Hey, we’re wordsmiths not audiogeeks!

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