Because Now is Not the Time

Some completely anonymous dude wrote to us the other day about an odd YouTube video posted by a group called Citizens of Virtue, all about bringing “enthusiasm and transformation to the world.” Citizens of Virtue is self-described in the video description as “an organization dedicated to good works in the name of Jesus Christ. We want to use His power and His wisdom to make great changes in this world. We are launching a seven week campaign called Virtual Virtues. The effort will focus on seven virtues and begin the process of restoring integrity back into our culture.” Heading over to their site reveals a slickly cloying candy-apple sort of polish but wait, is that a cry for “HELP” on the front page?!

Some dude named Matt Forbeck posted about this recently and revealed that the whole endeavor is backed by a group called LoneShark Games although if you ask us, a funnier name would have been LoneStar Games. Whether or not this LoneShark bit is true we can’t really say but Matt has never lied to us before. Anyway, we kind of hope it is a game because we’re not ready for Jesus to come back just yet. We’ve got things to do still! Also, we owe him five bucks.

The best part of the site is the banner for a new-fangled replacement for saltpeter:

Discussion is already underway at Unfiction, so dive in and keep your minds off the sinnin’! Eight days and counting until the launch of the “Virtual Virtues,” whatever that means.