Is Public Works an Oxymoron?
Posted by SpaceBass on October 1st, 2008 filed in tips, trailheads
Calling all San Franciscans! The Jejune Institute wants to “examine” you.
Elsewhere Public Works Agency wrote:
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Special Transmission from:
Elsewhere Public Works Agency
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Slight Nudges Now Offered.
Solely for the Discerning Dilettante.
Be Aware – it could be in the wrong direction.
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Is the Jejune Institute still spreading false
nonchalance? Or have they mended their ways?
We need you to find out.
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/ // / // Next steps // / // / /
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dial: 415.325.4014
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visit:
The Jejune Institute
580 California Street, Suite 1607
San Francisco, CA.
Tuesday through Saturday
Noon to 5:30pm
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http://JejuneInstitute.org
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You can’t make this stuff up folks (someone already did). Calling the phone number delivers a recorded message affirming one’s innate value to the Institute, and inviting one to their offices during normal business hours for a life-changing experience. Since this is based in San Francisco, we’re clearly dealing with a cult here. A cult that apparently has had a website since 1972 and which claims its copyright into 2036. 2036?!
For a cult, these blokes sure claim to have some interesting technologies available to them, such as magic mutated water, a camera that can take pictures through time (hmm, where have we seen that before?), and an attractive brunette research assistant named “Hotprune.” Now, are you curious enough to visit? If you do, send us your candid photos and live reports, assuming you’re still alive!*
* Not responsible for loss of valuables, marbles, or life. Enter at own risk. Not a guarantee.
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October 1st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I got the email quoted above on Monday morning, and I happened to have nothing going on this week, so I took the bait. I’m still alive, stupidly curious as to how involved it’ll get, and pretty impressed with everything that’s gone into it that I’ve seen. I’ve got a handful of photos but I haven’t posted anything because I don’t want to spoil it for anyone else!
October 1st, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I went to the Institute. They killed me.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:10 am
deffinition: je·june / jiˈjoōn / • adj. 1. naive, simplistic, and superficial. 2. (of ideas or writings) …
u kiddin me?
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:11 am
ya they killed me too
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Well, I live in Benicia, which is about 40 min away. I’m heading over there now, and I’ll tell you how it goes.
Wish me luck
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
To be wisely involved is to remain in silence.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
What’s to check out? This seems like some sort of practical joke. Jejune? Hotprune? Moongood? The names say it all.
October 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
i went. it was amazing.
crack the code because something is going down at midnight tonight on their website.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
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