The Terrible Secret of MySpace

Fresh from our tip box, here’s another conspiracy for the friendface generation. Some group (or possibly just one deranged individual) appears to be using MySpace to recruit help in stopping the outbreak of some sort of virulent super-plague. Now you might think that MySpace isn’t exactly the lowest profile site to be hosting a top secret project page but you’d be dead wrong. Or at least you could be after May 1, 2009, the date a newspaper article from the future predicts certain doom for us all. By microbe, it seems.

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Needless to say, those Unfiction blokes have already dived (dove? diven?) into the investigation head-first and bloodied their collective heads bashing into references to some other group called the E.Y.E., which naturally does not trust The Secret Organisation (probably because it spells itself with a pretentious British “S” instead of the more internet-casual “Zed”), and some random guy’s blog. Bonus points for references to the lost colony of Roanoake! Intrigue!