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Let’s Do the Robo-Boogie

Posted by SpaceBass on May 11th, 2009 filed in tips, trailheads

Must Love Robots

If we learned anything from The Beast, it was that Mechas are people too, they’re just better than us. Except for when they’re lonely and pathetic like our new friend 011iver (pronounced, “Oliver”). 011iver sent us a postcard because he’s looking for a date! Unfortunately, while we like robots just fine, we are not exactly robosexual if you catch our drift.

[R]obots need love too! -011iver

Postcard - Reverse
Postcard Reverse – Click to Embiggen

Luckily, 011iver’s friend “Tim Scribbles” (note: not his pr0n name) has hit upon a foolproof idea to find love for his cybernetic buddy…a World Wide Web Home Page delivered direct to your Browsing Machine via the Magical Intertubes! Oh, is there nothing that cannot be done by the Information Superhighway? Our hacked credit card account responds with a plaintive, wailing, “Noooooooo!”

Postcard - Obverse
Postcard Obverse – Click to Enlargenate

Just for the record, the name of our site is Despoiler not Deflower. Bzzzt!

But we also like kittens. Dingdingding!

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